alot of nothing
I want to blog, but I got nothing to say. If you want to hear me talk about nothing, I guess you're as devoid of excitement as I am right now. Kudos.
Lets see now...why dont we start with what I've been up to lately..
i. Stealing cans/bottles
ii. Getting a new license plate
iii. Blogging
iv. ...thinking abt what i've been up to....
NEXT!
Maybe bitching about stuff is easier...
I think my wallet is too fat. Its not the cards, its the cash. I've got a wad load of cash in my wallet. Two questions follow,
1. Why do you have so much cash in your wallet?
I dont know. I think they are procreating, really. I swear, on my powdered socks, that I have not withdrawn any cash for the past month. Maybe the Spore govt should send newly weds into my wallet for a honeymoon, might be more effective than the "Romancing Spore" rubbish. I mean, seriously, Romancing Spore??? Is that REALLY what you want to think about when you are fornicating? Talk about standing up for spore. 0_0
2. Why are you complaining about too much cash in your wallet?
Because I cant close my wallet properly and the weight is pulling my jeans down. I have nothing against having too much money, but frankly, I need more than a thick wallet to get myself a Gallardo. I'll need an entire alligator. Rawr.
In the case where I do get an entire alligator, I'll have no space in my Gallardo to put it in. Which kinda defeats the purpose of having an entire alligator right? What good is an alligator if you cant bring it around with you?
...wait a minute, what the hell is your point JS?
Who said I had one? -)
Heres a little reward for actually reading through the entire post, an original JS joke.
Q: Why does skunk fur make the best sweaters?
A: Its good at breaking wind.
____________________________________________________
Read on if you asked for advice..
...not about life, about cars mofo.
1.Toyota Camry vs Honda Accord
Checked out quite a few webbies comparing the two cars. They are very very similar in terms of Price, Size, Resale value. The Camry is a little more comfy, which means the drive is more insulated. Accord has a sportier drive, a more responsive engine, but the interior is slightly drabbier than the Camry.
JS prefers the Accord.
Point to consider/highlight to parents:
ST article: "Compact cars, SUVs in US have highest fatality rates"
'You can never repeal the laws of physics, and a smaller, lighter vehicle is always at a disadvantage no matter how many safety features are built into it,'
Mr Russ Rader, a spokesman for the Virginia-based Insurance Institute for Highway
Safety.
More information? These sites are pretty good.
http://www.motorpoint.com.au/mac.asp
http://www.kbb.com/ -click the New Car Comparison tab and select
or just Google "toyota camry vs honda accord".
*end of motor talk*
Lets see now...why dont we start with what I've been up to lately..
i. Stealing cans/bottles
ii. Getting a new license plate
iii. Blogging
iv. ...thinking abt what i've been up to....
NEXT!
Maybe bitching about stuff is easier...
I think my wallet is too fat. Its not the cards, its the cash. I've got a wad load of cash in my wallet. Two questions follow,
1. Why do you have so much cash in your wallet?
I dont know. I think they are procreating, really. I swear, on my powdered socks, that I have not withdrawn any cash for the past month. Maybe the Spore govt should send newly weds into my wallet for a honeymoon, might be more effective than the "Romancing Spore" rubbish. I mean, seriously, Romancing Spore??? Is that REALLY what you want to think about when you are fornicating? Talk about standing up for spore. 0_0
2. Why are you complaining about too much cash in your wallet?
Because I cant close my wallet properly and the weight is pulling my jeans down. I have nothing against having too much money, but frankly, I need more than a thick wallet to get myself a Gallardo. I'll need an entire alligator. Rawr.
In the case where I do get an entire alligator, I'll have no space in my Gallardo to put it in. Which kinda defeats the purpose of having an entire alligator right? What good is an alligator if you cant bring it around with you?
...wait a minute, what the hell is your point JS?
Who said I had one? -)
Heres a little reward for actually reading through the entire post, an original JS joke.
Q: Why does skunk fur make the best sweaters?
A: Its good at breaking wind.
____________________________________________________
Read on if you asked for advice..
...not about life, about cars mofo.
1.Toyota Camry vs Honda Accord
Checked out quite a few webbies comparing the two cars. They are very very similar in terms of Price, Size, Resale value. The Camry is a little more comfy, which means the drive is more insulated. Accord has a sportier drive, a more responsive engine, but the interior is slightly drabbier than the Camry.
JS prefers the Accord.
Point to consider/highlight to parents:
ST article: "Compact cars, SUVs in US have highest fatality rates"
'You can never repeal the laws of physics, and a smaller, lighter vehicle is always at a disadvantage no matter how many safety features are built into it,'
Mr Russ Rader, a spokesman for the Virginia-based Insurance Institute for Highway
Safety.
More information? These sites are pretty good.
http://www.motorpoint.com.au/mac.asp
http://www.kbb.com/ -click the New Car Comparison tab and select
or just Google "toyota camry vs honda accord".
*end of motor talk*
posted by js at 1:12 AM
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